Muppets and Zombies! Stephen says “Holy crap!” Rodrigo says “Why is this alien illeterate?” and Matthew just hums Paul McCartney tunes under his breath.

The Man of Steel on the auction block! The Commander In Chief takes over the industry! Wee Hughie oversteps his bounds!

Rodrigo doesn’t see the point in voting for a lesser evil, Steve knows what evil lurks in the heart’s of fanboys, Matthew is smitten times two, but will they kiss? Doctor Peter Coogan returns for an analysis of why the other geeks are all better than you.

The last son of Gallifrey gets animated, British superheroes cross the Atlantic, there can be only one! Plus: Ragnarok and roll is here to stay, the goddamn Riddler’s got to go, two ladies in tiny costume go head to head

It’s a cartoon wonderland, as we seek out braveness, boldity, heroism, and truthiness! Wolverine leads the X-Men! New York Comicon! The Devil made Slick do it, and the Legion of Super-Heroes goes quietly into that good night… Again.

News you can use, reviews to he’p you choose, the pop culture blues, Deadpool’s dancing shoes, ain’t go no Tom Cruise, and the dreaded S-E-X gets dragged out and into the light, as we look as Super Happy Adult Fun Time Activities in comic terms.

The Major Spoilers Crew breaks down the last issue of DC’s Final Crisis in a page by page commentary.

This week in Spoilers: Black Lanterns revealed, and people ain’t happy… Sexy, sexy, lizard girls on parade… Phil Sheldon loses an eye, but the fun and games ain’t over yet…

Wax on! Wax off! Who watches the Watchmen? All of us! The Commander In Chief is the Commander Out of Stock! Fan Feedback! Teen Titans! Nightwing Nocturnal! Witches Without Wardrobe! And this time, it’s personal!

The Major Spoilers Crew breaks down the latest issue of DC’s Final Crisis in a page by page commentary.