Jonathan Harker is on a work trip, which means new and bizzare foods, people with interesting stories, and a meeting with a count that people seriously will not stop warning him about. He doesn’t see what the fuss is about. It’s just an old guy with a handlebar mustache who lives in the woods in a creepy castle surrounded by wolves. What could go wrong?

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Music:

“The Caspian Sea” by Blue Dot Sessions “Veins of Silver” by Blue Dot Sessions “Morning Too Soon” by Ketsa “Can I Play” by Ketsa “Cicle Vascule” by Blue Dot Sessions “Good Evening Melancholy” by Ketsa “March on Gumdrop Field” by Blue Dot Sessions