33% Pulp

Hosted ByLinzi & Daniel

On 33% Pulp, hosts Linzi, Daniel, and a guest host each read a different third of a pulp novel, then recap it over three episodes — piecing together the plot and laughing at the prose. Join us for tales of teleportation, giant crabs, and super awkward descriptions of sex.

The Panorama Egg Part 1: Cupping Each Other’s Deltas

In our episode:

Daniel recaps the first third of A. E. Silas’ The Panorama Egg, where Archer wakes up naked in a tavern, a magician erects a space-time barrier, and the Autumn Festival ends with a bang. 

(Linzi edit: CONTENT HEADS UP: non-consentual touching toward the end of the episode.)

Featuring Jessie from Alphabet Flight and Creepy Critters!

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Goodreads Summary:

His name was Archer and he thought he was an ordinary man. The collectors of panorama eggs knew better. For Archer was such a collector, and there was a very special find awaiting him: the panorama egg that contained a world. He was guided in the use of that incredible masterwork by the enigmatic grey woman, Mera Melaklos. That was here name in this everyday world. But her real name could have been something else beyond this space-time continuum. For indeed Archer and the grey woman crossed into a world that was not Earth, found they had special roles to play in a land where alternate science reigned and a mission of heroism was the price of existence.

Some relevant characters:

Archer – Unlikely hero. Lawyer. Super unhealthy. The most mediocre white man.

Patterson – Archer’s friend. Retired actor. Panorama egg collector.

Mera Melaklos – The grey woman. Magical, mysterious, and always as vague as possible.

Lash – The giant. Tall. Built like a truck.

Lady Nayan – Swordswoman. Some kind of priestess. Doesn’t like lying.

The Sandolan – The silent men. Kind of like monks. They tend not to speak.

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Credits:

Episode Editor: Daniel

Sound effects:

Charm by Scrampunk

and Success by Grunz

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